Special Thanks

A truly benevolent despot knows that the only way to the top is by standing on others' shoulders. All the better if they are piled up in a nice heap. This bid for world domination is as successful as it is with the help from:

• Chief Assistant Minion to the Glorious Professor Doctor - Jennifer Weber
• Senior Henchmaiden - Morgan
• Henchmaiden #2 - Elizabeth
• Minion, Second Class - Emi Hensley
• Royal Blinginator - Star Holmberg (visit her Etsy page and buy something, I COMMAND YOU!!!)
• Evil IT and Internet Hijinks - Stephen Weber

Testimonials

Minion #315 – Our Beloved Leader, Professor Doctor Mildred Slugwak Dresselhaus, was born to rule as Slug Queen. Her mastery of science, fashion and all things molluskular will save us all.

Minion #5 – Our Beloved Leader, Professor Doctor Mildred Slugwak Dresselhaus, was born to rule as Slug Queen. Her mastery of science, fashion and all things molluskular will save us all.

Minion #2 – Our Beloved Leader, Professor Doctor Mildred Slugwak Dresselhaus, was born to rule as Slug Queen. Her mastery of science, fashion and all things molluskular will save us all.

Minion #111 – Our Beloved Leader, Professor Doctor Mildred Slugwak Dresselhaus, was born to rule as Slug Queen. Her mastery of science, fashion and all things molluskular will save us all.

Minion #982 – Our Beloved Leader, Professor Doctor Mildred Slugwak Dresselhaus, was born to rule as Slug Queen. Her mastery of science, fashion and all things molluskular will save us all.

Minion #3 – Our Beloved Leader, Professor Doctor Mildred Slugwak Dresselhaus, was born to rule as Slug Queen. Her mastery of science, fashion and all things molluskular will save us all.

Minion #986 – Our Beloved Leader, Professor Doctor Mildred Slugwak Dresselhaus, was born to rule as Slug Queen. Her mastery of science, fashion and all things molluskular will save us all.